What happened to the other dress ? - This one's prettier. - Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on. Williams, go.
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Why me ? - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. - Shh. Shh. - Ahem.
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Like what ?
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- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major.
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- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !
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Hmm.
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Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? Seven 23-hour days... full of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong ! Sir. Yes, turd ? It was me, sir. I hired him. Well, that's one death warrant signed. Do I have any more volunteers ?
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Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !
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You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.
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Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !
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If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir ! What'd you say to me, turd ? Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?
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What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.
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Don't all run at once. I guess nobody's responsible. Guess I just had that one a-comin'.