If you could fight anyone, who would you fight? I'd fight my boss, probably. Really? Yeah. Why, who would you fight? I'd fight my dad. I don't know my dad. I mean, I know him, but he left when I was, like, 6 years old, married this other woman and had some other kids. He, like, did this every 6 years. He goes to a new city and starts a new family. Fucker should open up franchises.
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Oh, God, why are you doing this? It's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee. No, look... this is important, OK? These are my groups. I've been coming here for over a year. Why do you do it? I don't know. When people think you're dying, man, they really, really listen to you instead of just... Instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. Yeah. Yeah. Share yourself... completely.
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What, are you selling those? Yes! I'm selling some clothes. So, we each have 3. That's 6. What about the seventh day? I want ascending bowel cancer. The girl had done her homework. Thank you. No. No, I... I want bowel cancer. That's your favorite, too? Try to slip it by me, eh? Look, we're gonna split it, OK? Take the first and third Sunday of the month.
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Marla!
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So? So you're a tourist. OK? I've seen you. I saw you- saw you at melanoma, saw you at tuberculosis, I saw you at testicular cancer. I saw you practicing this. Practicing what? Telling me off. Is it going as well as you hoped... "RUPERT"? I'll expose you. Go ahead. I'll expose you. All right, come together. Let yourselves cry.
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Ooh! At night, Tyler and I were alone for a half a mile in every direction.
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It went smooth until... Police! Freeze! Until what? They shot Bob.
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I'm keeping your license.
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And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth I ain't never heard. My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Listen! You can run water over your hand to make it worse, or- Look at me- or you can use vinegar to neutralize the burn. Please let me have some! Please! First you have to give up. First you have to know, not fear, know that someday you're gonna die. You don't know how this feels!
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Why are you doing this? Because they think you're some kind of a threat. I-I can't explain it right now, just trust me. If I see where you're going, you will not be safe. I'm not paying this back. I consider it asshole tax. That's fine. Remember, stay out of major cities for at least a couple of days, OK? Tyler.
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How'd you find me? You left that forwarding number. I haven't seen you in any support groups. We split them up. That was the idea, remember? Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours. How do you know? I cheated. I found a new one. Really? It's for men only. Like the testicle thing? Waaah!
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If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up... all... night. Un-fucking-believable. He was obviously able to handle it. You know what I mean. You fucked her.
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Fight Club became the reason to cut your hair short or trim your fingernails. OK. Any historical figure. I'd fight Gandhi. Good answer. How about you? Lincoln. Lincoln? Mm. Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger. Fuck. Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
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Where is Tyler? Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not- Right, uh... OK.
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Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing. It wasn't about words. The hysterical shouting was in tongues, Like in a Pentecostal church.