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That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.

Major Payne

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Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.

Major Payne

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What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.

Major Payne

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So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

Major Payne

2.7s

- Come in.

Major Payne

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Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.

Major Payne

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So what is it, exactly ? Concentrated dithiazanine. - What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative. This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team. Payne'll never get off the can. He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation. - Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him.

Major Payne

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What you want Baby, I got What you need You know I got it All I'm askin' - Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit - Hey, baby - Just a little bit - When ya get home - Just a little bit - Mister - Just a little bit I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my propers when you get home - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home - Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

Major Payne

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Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.

Major Payne

7.3s

Did I say you could touch my bed ? - No. - Get off. Ow !

Major Payne

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Benson.

Major Payne

9.3s

Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !

Major Payne

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Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !

Major Payne

8.2s

Second place: Madison Preparatory. Third place: Stapleton. Fourth place: Taggert.

Major Payne

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One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.

Major Payne

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You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

Major Payne

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- On your mark. Get set.

Major Payne

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What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.

Major Payne

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That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.

Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.

What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.

So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

- Come in.

Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.

Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.

Did I say you could touch my bed ? - No. - Get off. Ow !

Benson.

Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !

Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !

Second place: Madison Preparatory. Third place: Stapleton. Fourth place: Taggert.

One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.

You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

- On your mark. Get set.

What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.