Welcome, men, to Wellington Academy, to the 58th annual Junior R.O.T.C. Virginia Military Games. This morning, you are all equal. But by the end of the day today, we will honor the finest of you with a trophy. The trophy of a champion. Let the games begin !
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Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! This little engine's mission... was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload... over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Needless to say, there was plenty opposition. You think that stopped the little engine that could ? No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor, and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets. You think that stopped the little engine that could ? Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !
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Madison, present arms ! Cadets, order arms !
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Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy. Toot. Toot. Toot. Toot.
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Whee-e-e-e, doggie !
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Maybe I didn't come back for you. Why'd you come back then ? Maybe I told myself that I want to see you win first place... and ain't gonna leave until you do ! So that's it ? It's all about the trophy ?
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Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here... got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'. I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry. Hey, Corporal !
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This is unsatisfactory ! I demand that the Madison squad... be disqualified from the final competition ! Lieutenant, I can only disqualify the cadet who started the disturbance. That's not enough ! Look at 'em ! These animals are so pathetic, their own commander didn't even bother to show up.
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- Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ? Woman, under this here hat... I've trained 20,432... combat killin' machines. Well, that's just my point. You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs. Do you know what positive reinforcement means ? Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck... after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag?
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Arms, hut ! Left face ! Ladies and gentlemen, Wellington Academy. - Forward march ! - Drill leader: Sergeant Michael Rachmill. Hup. Hup. Hup. Hup. All right, gentlemen. Let's look alive here ! We got trophies to win !
Maybe... I like ya. Just like ? Maybe... I like you a lot. That's it ? Don't push the "maybe," baby. Now let's win this thing ! We have nobody to lead the drill. - 'Course we do. - Who ? - Tiger. - Are you crazy ? - What ? - That's right. That boy know the drill like the knob on the back of his head. I can't do it. I'm too little. Ladies and gentlemen, the Wellington Academy Drill Team.
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Hold it right there ! Hey, hey, you ! Knock it off ! Knock it off ! I want that man arrested !
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Hello, Mr. Denial. While you were on vacation, we've been havin' some real problems here. I don't see no problem. You made it to the finals, didn't you ? Yeah, no thanks to you. So why'd ya come back ? We don't need you.
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To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.