How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one. Well, I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.
Major Payne
16.3s
Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. You wanted in. I got you in. You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.
Major Payne
23.4s
And I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad At ease, Payne.
Major Payne
9.1s
I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together... before my nose starts to bleed.
Major Payne
7.7s
Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor. So do l. Heh-heh-heh.
Major Payne
2.2s
Do you like the movies ?
Major Payne
22.6s
This is a dramatization of a domestic violence dispute. You arrive on the scene to find a woman, played by Ms. Goodwin, - Hello, ma'am. - claiming to have been assaulted... by her husband, played by Mr. Shipman. - Happy to meet you. - Same here. Your objective is to effectively neutralize the situation. Neutralize.
Major Payne
2.6s
What the hell happened to you ?
Major Payne
20.9s
What do you want, Mister Pee-body ? Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident. Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants. Well, maybe that's because he's six. 'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job.
Major Payne
17.4s
I see we have a sickly boy on our hands. We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son ! Drop down, give me 25 pushups now ! - Count 'em out ! - One, sir. - Two, sir.
Major Payne
28.9s
It's been two whole weeks since I killed me a man, and already I'm startin' to get the itch. Problem is I ain't got nothin' to scratch. God, I'm hungry. Hungry for action. - Hungry for blood. Hell. I'm just plain ol' hungry.
Major Payne
2.1s
Mmm.
Major Payne
5.2s
Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ? There's a call for you, sir.
Major Payne
17.3s
That's a mighty fine handshake you got there. - You wanna wrestle ? Uh, no thanks. I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper. Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major. Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am.
Major Payne
29.1s
Back to the sweet smell of mustard gas... and killin'. Little did I know what awaited for me. I've toured 11 separate engagements... from Iraq to Haiti, but nothin' I did would prepare me for this newest assignment. I was told it would be my greatest challenge. It was sure to be a living hell.
Major Payne
24.6s
What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.
Major Payne
10.6s
So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.
