- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major.
Major Payne
50.3s
Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead ! Payne's not here He's in our ass Payne's not here He's in our ass Butt's so tight he can't pass gas Butt's so tight he can't pass gas - Sound off - One, two - Sound off - Three, four Break it on down Break it on down Break it on down Break it down You like to rhyme, boy ? What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ? No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg. Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move ! I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style !
Major Payne
13.7s
Sensitive, sensitive. Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ? It's called a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is ?
Major Payne
16.3s
Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me. No, I checked on that. Watch this. Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face ! See ? He's dead to the world. Let's go.
Major Payne
2.1s
Major Payne, sir ?
Major Payne
2.1s
Hmm.
Major Payne
11.3s
Welcome, parents, to Madison School. For your convenience, we will be announcing activities throughout the day, if they happen.
Major Payne
2.6s
He's coming ! He's coming !
Major Payne
9.5s
There gotta be somebody need some killin'. I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. You've killed 'em all. Good luck.
Major Payne
5s
Now put your head on his shoulder. - Are you crazy ? - Do it !
Major Payne
5.4s
- Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ? Get in.
Major Payne
9s
Agh. Y-You said you were gonna-- hit me in the face. What, you callin' me a liar ?
Major Payne
9.6s
Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. Trust me.
Major Payne
8.7s
Why me ? - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. - Shh. Shh. - Ahem.
Major Payne
25.4s
Payne's gonna kill us. You know I have a heart condition. I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history. Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on ! Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride ! You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ? You won't have to worry about that anymore. I have good news for you, assholes. Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go ! Where to ?
Major Payne
13.5s
You mean, the explosion ! Yes, and the eye-gouging part. You need to loosen up. Not everything can be about war.
Major Payne
28.9s
Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? Seven 23-hour days... full of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong ! Sir. Yes, turd ? It was me, sir. I hired him. Well, that's one death warrant signed. Do I have any more volunteers ?
