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What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.

Major Payne

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So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

Major Payne

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- Come in.

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Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.

Major Payne

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So what is it, exactly ? Concentrated dithiazanine. - What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative. This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team. Payne'll never get off the can. He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation. - Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him.

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What you want Baby, I got What you need You know I got it All I'm askin' - Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit - Hey, baby - Just a little bit - When ya get home - Just a little bit - Mister - Just a little bit I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my propers when you get home - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home - Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

Major Payne

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Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.

Major Payne

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Did I say you could touch my bed ? - No. - Get off. Ow !

Major Payne

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Benson.

Major Payne

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Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !

Major Payne

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Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !

Major Payne

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Second place: Madison Preparatory. Third place: Stapleton. Fourth place: Taggert.

Major Payne

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One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.

Major Payne

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You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

Major Payne

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- On your mark. Get set.

Major Payne

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What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.

Major Payne

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Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads... who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition: Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

Major Payne

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Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go ! Come on ! You can do it ! Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it ! See you later, loser.

Major Payne

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What you runnin' from, boy ? She's tryin' to give me a shot ! You don't like needles ? You want me to show you a little trick take your mind off that pain ? Here, gimme your hand. Now, you may feel a little bit of pressure. Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor. You must be Major Payne.

So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.

- Come in.

Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.

Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.

Did I say you could touch my bed ? - No. - Get off. Ow !

Benson.

Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot... and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face. - Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !

Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !

Second place: Madison Preparatory. Third place: Stapleton. Fourth place: Taggert.

One, sir. Two, sir. Three, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir. Seven, sir. Four, sir. Five, sir. Six, sir.

You don't know. I guess you should probably expel me, sir. What, and send you on a vacation ? Dotson ! - Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader.

- On your mark. Get set.

What about you, brown-nose ? I acted alone, sir. The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities.

Cadets. I'm pleased to announce the two top-rated squads... who will compete for first and second place in the parade drill competition: Wellington Academy and Madison Academy.

Listen, Heathcoat. Over the wall. Go ! Go ! Come on ! You can do it ! Come on ! Let's move it ! Move it ! See you later, loser.