Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy. Toot. Toot. Toot. Toot.
Major Payne
5.4s
Hello, Miss Walburn. You just missed a little bedtime story.
Major Payne
21.5s
You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... in the real man's military ! - I heard that it's time for you to leave. Know what I heard ? I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.
Major Payne
19.9s
You're still a shit sandwich. You're just not a soggy one. From now on, you are no longer turds. You've graduated... to maggots. You're a family, a team. Let's win them games.
Major Payne
2.1s
Major Payne, sir ?
Major Payne
5.9s
Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.
Major Payne
13.7s
Sensitive, sensitive. Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ? It's called a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is ?
Major Payne
33.8s
- Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ? Woman, under this here hat... I've trained 20,432... combat killin' machines. Well, that's just my point. You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs. Do you know what positive reinforcement means ? Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck... after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag?
Major Payne
16.3s
Maybe I didn't come back for you. Why'd you come back then ? Maybe I told myself that I want to see you win first place... and ain't gonna leave until you do ! So that's it ? It's all about the trophy ?
Major Payne
7.3s
Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ? Wellington Academy, sir !
Major Payne
19.6s
Hello, Miss Walburn. Major Payne, could you please help me to understand... why you shaved the children bald ? Oh, that's my little incentive program. These boys have to earn their due. Their hairdo, that is. Heh-heh-heh.
Major Payne
11.4s
Will the teachers please report to the quad... for the science fair judging. Tiger ? Tiger, come back here. - I'm not gonna chase you.
Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun. Heh-heh. That's another rhyme. - All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is. for two hours of weapons drill. Yo, Payne !
Major Payne
12.4s
Okay. I'm sorry you're just a little turd... that can't hold your liquid out in public. Now you get on outta my face 'fore I pick you up and toss you out that window !
Major Payne
10s
Don't all run at once. I guess nobody's responsible. Guess I just had that one a-comin'.
Major Payne
21.3s
Welcome, men, to Wellington Academy, to the 58th annual Junior R.O.T.C. Virginia Military Games. This morning, you are all equal. But by the end of the day today, we will honor the finest of you with a trophy. The trophy of a champion. Let the games begin !
