Now that we're competing with those amateurs, we can't afford to invest in little extras like story, production value, feelings.
The Big Lebowski
1.7s
The Kneutsons.
The Big Lebowski
34.2s
Jeffrey! Walter, if you're there, pick up the fucking phone, man. Come on, Walter. Pick it up, man. This is an emergency. Dude ? Dude ? Yeah. Listen, Walter. I'm at my place. I need you to come pick me up. I can't drive, Dude- It's Erev shabbos. What? Erev shabbos. What? Erev shabbos. I can't drive. Man! I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency. This is a fucking emergency! I understand. That's why I picked up the phone. Walter, you fuck. We gotta go to Pasadena, man. Come pick me up or I'm off the fucking bowling team.
The Big Lebowski
27.1s
You know, should be a piece of cake. I mean, I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball. Yeah. That's fucking combat. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary. Who's in pajamas, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny. Whereas what we have here, a bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their head, trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
The Big Lebowski
28.2s
Sir, I just want to say that we're both, on a personal level, really enormous fans. Branded, especially the early episodes, was truly a source of inspiration. Sweetie, sit down. This man is the police. Oh, no, ma'am. V\Ie didn't want to give the impression that we were police, exactly. V\Ie're hoping it won't be necessary to call the police. But that's up to little Larry here. Isn't it, Larry?
The Big Lebowski
9s
Jeffrey. Maude? Love me. That's my robe.
The Big Lebowski
2.6s
Get out of that fucking car, man!
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
Excuse me? Oh, nothing.
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
I know my rights, man.
The Big Lebowski
1.8s
Let's go bowling.
The Big Lebowski
8.9s
I'd go myself, but I'm pumping blood, might pass out. Rest easy, good buddy. You're doing fine. We got help choppering in.
The Big Lebowski
7.9s
No physical harm intended. Who the fuck are you? Why you following me around? Come on, fuckhead! Relax, man. I'm a brother shamus.
The Big Lebowski
16.5s
What happened to your house? Oh, Jackie Treehorn trashed the place. He thought I had your father's money. He got me out of the way while he looked for it. Cocktail? No, thanks. It's not my father's money. It's the foundation's.
The Big Lebowski
47.1s
We don't care. We still want the money, Lebowski, or we fuck you up. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. Cool it, Walter. No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. His girlfriend gave up her toe. She thought we could get $1 million. It's not fair. Fair? V\Iho's the fucking nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal. There never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man. And I would like my undies back. Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter? No, Donny. These men are cowards. Okay! So we takes the money you have on you, and we calls it even.
The Big Lebowski
46.9s
And when you're sittin' there In your silk upholstered chair Talkin' to some rich folks that you know Well, I hope you don't see me In my ragged company Oh, but you know I could never be alone Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow. Yeah, thanks, man. I was sorry to hear about Donny. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, you know... Hey, man.
The Big Lebowski
18.3s
Goddamn wind. Fuck, god damn it, Walter! You fucking asshole! Shit, Dude. I'm sorry. Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! I'm sorry. It was an accident. What was that shit about Vietnam? Dude, I'm sorry. What the fuck does anything have to do with Vietnam? Dude, I'm sorry. What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, I'm sorry.
The Big Lebowski
7.6s
Bunny Lebowski, man. Her real name is Fawn Kneutson. Her parents want her back, see?
The Big Lebowski
8.3s
Well, the usual. Bowl, drive around, the occasional acid flashback.