To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you... - what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh.
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And what the hell is that ? He's mine.
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Then you get out there and you toot that horn, boy. Toot. Toot. Toot. Toot.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Madison Preparatory School.
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- Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ? Woman, under this here hat... I've trained 20,432... combat killin' machines. Well, that's just my point. You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs. Do you know what positive reinforcement means ? Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck... after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag?
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Bust a move ! Now here we are together Ready to do whatever We started out as boys Now we're men and we're makin' noise So stand back and step clear Madison cadets are the ones to fear If you don't believe battle us and you will see Oh, yeah, here we come Here we come, here we come Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho Hip-hop, hip-hop hip-hop, ho We can get down 'cause it's in our souls We can get down 'cause it's in our souls - Hit me with a one, two - One, two - Hit me with a three, four - Three, four Hit me with a one, two, three, four - One, two... three, four - Mark time, march ! - Ahhhhh-hoo - Present arms Forward march Huh, huh, huh, huh Order arms Philly stomp Ho Hit it Oh, yeah One, two, three Get down on the hip-hop Get down and get funky and you don't stop, what, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger Do dat, do dat Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, do dat, do dat - Get down, do dat, do dat - Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! Whoo ! - Get down, do dat, do dat Go, Tiger, oof, oof - Oh-h-h-h-h-h-h ! Salute Madison Preparatory School.
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My name... is Major Benson Winifred Payne ! I'd like to be the first to welcome you... to the Madison School. What we've tried to develop here... is a family environment. One of trust and understanding. I'd like for you to think of me not only as your commanding officer, - but as your friend.
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Oh, I see you and your friend Cujo here... got a little attitudinal problem needs some readjustin'. I'm gonna fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry. Hey, Corporal !
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You know, there ain't no pets allowed on these here premises, Mr. Ace Ventura. Yeah, well, maybe that doesn't apply to me. He's my blind seein'-eye dog.
Once upon a time, deep, deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could. He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! This little engine's mission... was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload... over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion. Needless to say, there was plenty opposition. You think that stopped the little engine that could ? No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot ! Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor, and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets. You think that stopped the little engine that could ? Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along. Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !