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Excuse me, everyone. Sorry to interrupt. I just thought you all should know this. Chuck Sherman is a liar. I never had sex with him. He's never had sex with anyone. I know this because he told me. Once he tried to screw a grapefruit, but that's all. Oh. He also told me that when he gets nervous, he sometimes wets his pants. Thank you for your time.
American Pie
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I don't think he's comin' back. # Close my eyes at night # - # Close my eyes # - # Wonderin' where would I be without you in my life # - # Oh # - # Everything I did was just a bore # - # Just a bore # - # Everywhere I went seems I been there before # # But you brighten up for me all of my days # - # With a love so sweet # - # In so many ways # # I just wanna stop # - # And thank you, baby # - # I just wanna stop # - # And thank you, baby # - # Thank you, baby # # How sweet it is to be loved by you ## Yeah, Oz! You fuckin' rule! - Fuckin' rule! - Yeah!
American Pie
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Stifler's mom got it in the divorce. That reminds me of this one time... Hey, can I ask you a question? How come you don't have any stories? I've got lots of them, and you don't have any. Oh, I've got stories. Believe me. They're just, uh... They're just a little more risque than tales of band camp. Are they gross or something? Like guy stuff? Tell me! Okay. You want a story? Here's a story. Stifler finds this beer...
American Pie