- How are you doing? - What the hell do you care? Just asking, Bill. You wanna know? I'll tell you. You're looking at a man who is not walking through the valley of the shadow of death. He's galloping into it. At the same time, the business he built... with his own hands and head has been commandeered by a couple of cheap pirates. Oh, yes! I almost forgot. My daughter's fallen in love with Death. And I'm in love with your daughter.
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It doesn't matter what I am. You know who I am. You're... You're...
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You're Joe.
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Yes, I'm Joe.
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You're somewhere else.
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You're someone else.
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I got him. The helicopter will be here in two minutes. How are we on time? Okay. Get him in here. May? - Yes, sir? - I know you're busy, but I want you to put in a call to Eddie Sloane for me. - At home, sir? - No, he's at the office.
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So tell me. Tell me. I'm peeing in my pants. - And you're going to pee some more. - Joe, don't do this. It's okay, Bill. It's time we put this person in his place. It's not necessary, Joe. Drew's gonna step aside. - I'm not stepping anywhere. - I appreciate your gentlemanliness. But what we need to do here is drive the dagger home. - "The dagger"? - I told you to shut up! Prepare yourself, Drew. - I... - Joe, please. Kindly let me take it from here. - Am... - Don't.
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An agent for the Internal Revenue Service.
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I want you to know how much I love you, that you've given a meaning to my life that I had no right to expect, that no one can ever take from me. - Dad... - No! I love you so much. And I want you to promise me something. I don't want you to ever worry about me. And if anything should happen, I'm gonna be okay. And everything's gonna be all right. And I have no regrets. And I want you to feel the same way. I love you, Daddy. That's why it's okay. No regrets? No regrets. That's a good feeling, isn't it? Yeah.
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Hi.
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Well... Remember how you told me about lightning striking? Mm-hmm. The nature of it's in there somewhere. Yeah. Well, I won't say you're on the wrong track, but, uh... Then what will you say?
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There's a second question the board would like a response to. Far simpler one. Who is the man standing to your left?
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Oh, boy. Okay. Now I gotta go, so... - Yep, understood. - All right. All right. Fair enough. See ya. - Bye. Bye. - Bye-bye.
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Will you be staying long? We should hope quite a while.
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- Black. - Oh, at last. - Nice to meet you, Mr. Black. - Hey, hey, Joe Black. Won 15, lost 2 for the Brooklyn Dodgers, 1952. I'm king of my rotisserie league. - Are you? - Yeah, he is.
Yeah, well, I haven't been the father to you that, uh... - That you've been to Susan? - I wasn't going to say that. But that's what you were thinking. And that's okay. Because I know that you love me. I mean, it's not like it is with her. Whenever she walks into the room, your eyes light up. She always gets a smile from you, as opposed to me. When I walk in, this look comes over your face, like, "What does she want now?" But you've never let either of us want for anything. Oh, God. More than that, Daddy, more than that.