It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. How marvelous.
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All right.
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She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time. - What? - The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you because you look nervous. Uh... I wasn't nervous. Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that's not the same thing. Because we can stop now if you want. No, you could read a little bit more, if you want. Mmm.
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"Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels." We're past that, Grandpa. You read it already. Oh... Oh, my goodness. I did. I'm sorry. Beg your pardon. All right, all right. Let's see. She was in the water. The eel was comin' after her. She was frightened. The eel started to charge her, and then...
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Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels! If you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh! If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.
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"Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that." Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
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Stop doing that! We can all relax. It's almost over. - You are sure nobody's follow us? - As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done. And no one in Florin could've gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask? No reason. Suddenly, I just happened to look behind us and something is there. What? Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel-infested waters.
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- A book? - That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm gonna read it to you.
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Hear this now.
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Put her down. Just put her down.
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The Princess Bride... by S. Morgenstern. Chapter one.
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Hey! How is the sickie? Huh?
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- Does it got any sports in it? - Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles. Doesn't sound too bad. - I'll try and stay awake. - Oh. Well, thank you very much. That's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
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- Hi, honey. - Hi, Mom.
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Your grandfather's here. Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick?
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You're sick. That's why he's here. He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that. Maybe he won't.
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You feeling any better? A little bit.
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I think I'll leave you two pals alone. I brought ya a special present. - What is it? - Open it up.