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1m6s
Sir? - Huh? - We're in a terrible rush. Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. - You got money? - Sixty-five. Sheesh! I never worked for so little. Except once, and that was a very noble cause. This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled. His children are on the brink of starvation. Are you a rotten liar. I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these 20 years. Your first story was better. Where's that bellows cramp? He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him. He's dead. He can't talk. Ooh-hoo-hoo! Look who knows so much, huh? Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Please, open his mouth. Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead... Well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. What's that? Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
The Princess Bride
57.8s
This is not fair. Grandpa, Grandpa, wait. Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"? I mean, he didn't mean dead. Westley's only faking, right? You want me to read this or not? - Who gets Humperdinck? - I don't understand. Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end. Somebody's gotta do it. Is it Inigo? Who? Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives. You mean he wins? Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for? You know, you've been very sick, and you're taking this story very seriously. I think we ought to stop now. No, I-I'm okay. I'm okay. Sit down. I'm all right. Okay. All right, now, let's see. Where were we? Oh, yes.
The Princess Bride
27.3s
If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. Where did we put that wheelbarrow the Albino had? Over the Albino, I think. Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. There we cannot help you. Will this do? - Where did you get that? - At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. All right, all right. Come on. Help me up.
The Princess Bride