Stop doing that! We can all relax. It's almost over. - You are sure nobody's follow us? - As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done. And no one in Florin could've gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask? No reason. Suddenly, I just happened to look behind us and something is there. What? Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel-infested waters.
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- A book? - That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today, I'm gonna read it to you.
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Hear this now.
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Put her down. Just put her down.
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The Princess Bride... by S. Morgenstern. Chapter one.
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Hey! How is the sickie? Huh?
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- Does it got any sports in it? - Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles. Doesn't sound too bad. - I'll try and stay awake. - Oh. Well, thank you very much. That's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
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- Hi, honey. - Hi, Mom.
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Your grandfather's here. Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick?
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You're sick. That's why he's here. He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that. Maybe he won't.
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You feeling any better? A little bit.
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I think I'll leave you two pals alone. I brought ya a special present. - What is it? - Open it up.
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Tie him up.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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- Guess what. - What?
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Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Stop saying that!
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Yeah, it's reallygood. "Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around." Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning. As you wish. "'As you wish' was all he ever said to her." Farm boy, fill these with water. Please? As you wish. "That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying 'as you wish, ' what he meant was 'I love you. ' And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back." Farm boy. Fetch me that pitcher? As you wish. Hold it. Hold it. What is this? Are you tryin' to trick me? Wh-Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book? Wait. Just wait. Well, when does it get good? All right, keep your shirt on. Let me read.