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1m6s
Took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. At present, I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. So I want you to be totally honest with me on how the Machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. Well, really, that's all this is, except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life.
The Princess Bride
1m3s
Your princess is really quite a winning creature. A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable. I know. The people are quite taken with her. It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, I thought that was clever. But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. They'll demand we go to war. Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find. Ah. Are you coming down into the pit? Westley's got his strength back. I'm starting him on the Machine tonight. Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
The Princess Bride
21.6s
She will not be murdered. On the day of the wedding, I want the Thieves' Forest emptied and every inhabitant arrested. Many of the thieves will resist. My regular enforcers will be inadequate. Form a brute squad then! I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed. It won't be easy, sire. Try ruling the world sometime.
The Princess Bride
1m24s
True love. True love. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that. Eh, sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT... mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, when the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky. I love that. But that's not what he said. He distinctly said, "To blave." And as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff." Huh? So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated... Liar! Liar! Liar! - Get back, witch! - I'm not a witch! I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore. - You never had it so good. - "True love." He said "true love," Max. - Don't say another word, Valerie. - My God, he's afraid. Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered. Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name! - What, Humperdinck? - Aaah! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! - Humperdinck! Humperdinck! Humperdinck! - I'm not listening! True love lies expiring, and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help. - Nobody's hearing nothing. - Humperdinck! Humperdinck! This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding. - Humperdinck! - Shut up! Wait, wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers? Humiliations galore. That is a noble cause. Give me the 65. I'm on the job. Whoo-hoo!
The Princess Bride
1m2s
Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup? Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, so all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape, after I kill Count Rugen. That doesn't leave much time for dillydallying. You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful. I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities? There is but one working castle gate. Come here. And it is guarded by... 60 men. - And our assets? - Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. That's it? Impossible. If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something, but this... You just shook your head. That doesn't make you happy? My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy, hmm?
The Princess Bride