- Felix! - Ralph! I'm so glad to see you! Wait. No, I'm not. What do you have to say for yourself? Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you! Okay, don't talk. That's fine. But you have to fix this go-kart for me pronto. I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. I'm just so, so cross with you! Do you have any idea what you put me through? I ran higgledy-piggledy all over creation looking for you. I almost drowned in chocolate milk-mix! And then... I met the most dynamite gal. She gives me the honey glow something awful.
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But she rebuffed my affections. And then I got thrown in jail! Felix, pull yourself together. No! Ralph. You don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal! Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
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My sweet subjects, I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you that I have never been so happy in all my life to say the following words: Let the random roster race commence!
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Okay, remember, you don't have to win. Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer. I'm already a real racer.
Wreck-It Ralph
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A stinkbrain? The stinkiest brain ever.
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- And? - A selfish diaper baby. And? And...
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My candle!
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Come on, chumbo. Ralph, my man. My main man.
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Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature. Ralph, a little help here? I'm on it.
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Okay, good. Little more. Yeah, that's it! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
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Underpants. No, no! You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. I'm trying! Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes. Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes.
