- Does it got any sports in it? - Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles. Doesn't sound too bad. - I'll try and stay awake. - Oh. Well, thank you very much. That's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
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"Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was Westley, but she never called him that." Isn't that a wonderful beginning?
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You're sick. That's why he's here. He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that. Maybe he won't.
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Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels! If you don't believe me, just wait. They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh! If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.
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Put her down. Just put her down.
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Stop doing that! We can all relax. It's almost over. - You are sure nobody's follow us? - As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done. And no one in Florin could've gotten here so fast. Out of curiosity, why do you ask? No reason. Suddenly, I just happened to look behind us and something is there. What? Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night through eel-infested waters.
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"Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels." We're past that, Grandpa. You read it already. Oh... Oh, my goodness. I did. I'm sorry. Beg your pardon. All right, all right. Let's see. She was in the water. The eel was comin' after her. She was frightened. The eel started to charge her, and then...
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She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time. - What? - The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to you because you look nervous. Uh... I wasn't nervous. Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that's not the same thing. Because we can stop now if you want. No, you could read a little bit more, if you want. Mmm.
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- Why are you doing that? - Making sure nobody's follow us. That would be inconceivable. Despite what you think, you will be caught. And when you are, the prince will see you all hanged. Of all the necks on this boat, Highness, the one you should be worrying about is your own.
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What? Go in! Get after her! I don't swim. I only dog paddle.
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We'll reach the cliffs by dawn.
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Veer left!
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Left! Left!
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That Vizzini, he can fuss. "Fuss." "Fuss." I think he like to scream at us. Probably he means no harm.
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What is that you're ripping? It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder. Who is Guilder? The country across the sea. The sworn enemy of Florin. Go! Once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the prince suspect that the Guilderians have abducted his love. When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier, his suspicions will be totally confirmed. You never said anything about killing anyone. I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition. I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass! I agree with Fezzik. Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this. Never forget this! When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy! And you! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless! Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland?
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A word, my lady? We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby? There is nothing nearby, not for miles. Then there will be no one to hear you scream.