I'm warning you, if you can't control that bloody bird, it'll have to go. But she's bored. If I could only let her out for an hour or two. So you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends? No, sir. But I haven't had any messages from any of my friends. Not one... ...all summer. Who would want to be friends with you? I should think you'd be a little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table... ...even let you have Dudley's second bedroom... ...purely out of the goodness of our hearts. Not now. It's for when the Masons arrive. Which should be any minute. Now, let's go over our schedule once again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be...? In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home. -Good. And, Dudley, you will be...? -I'll be waiting to open the door. Excellent. And you?
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Harry Potter, such an honor it is. -Who are you? -Dobby, sir. Dobby the house-elf. Not to be rude or anything... ...but this isn't a great time for me to have a house-elf in my bedroom. Yes, sir. Dobby understands. It's just that Dobby has come to tell you.... It is difficult, sir. Dobby wonders where to begin. -Why don't you sit down? -Sit down? Sit down? Dobby, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you or anything. Offend Dobby? Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir... ...but never has he been asked to sit down by a wizard, like an equal. You can't have met many decent wizards then. No, I haven't. That was an awful thing to say. -Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby! -Stop, Dobby. Dobby, shush. Dobby, please, stop.
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Now, Harry, you must know all about Muggles. Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
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What did you do to your glasses? Oculus Reparo.
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Come on, everyone's been so worried.
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-Errol. RON: He's always doing that.
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Well, that'll be Errol with the post.
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Fetch it, will you, Percy, please?
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Oh, um....
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-What was that? -What was it?
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Let's go.
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You better stand back.
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Ron. Fred. George. What are you all doing here? Rescuing you, of course. Now, come on, get your trunk.
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Hiya, Harry.
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VERNON: You're never going back to that school. You're never going to see those freaky friends of yours again. Never!
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Well, we have ice cream.
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I'm so sorry. It's my nephew. He's very disturbed. Meeting strangers upsets him. That's why I kept him upstairs.
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Dad works in the Ministry of Magic, in the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office.