Hello! (guns cocking) GUARD: Identify yourself. My name is Stacey Prewitt. I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney. Poppy, you expecting a lawyer tonight? Oh, yes. Please send him in. But don't forget to reactivate the landmines.
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Here you go, ma'am. Thank you. Miss, I beg your pardon. Now, I don't wanna pester you... but I just have to know, what time are you playing? I'm not in a band. Oh, God. Who did you think I was? Please don't say someone ghastly. God damn it, now I feel like a fool. I just assumed that a woman with your charisma... well, she just had to be somebody. Right. Thank you. No, it's okay. I know you didn't mean to make me feel like a dumbass. So I'll let you make it up to me by letting me buy you a drink. Follow my finger. (chuckles) What are we doing? Swiping to the left. What, you don't do Tinder in America? Tinder what? Do you know, I think it's probably a generational thing. It translates as "Go away, old man." Be good, be cool. Bye. Thank you for that. I'm Clara. River. Bloody hell, is that the time? You know what, I'm so jetlagged I don't know if I'm coming or going. Where've you been? Anywhere nice? South America. Been spending a bit of time out there. Training with the shaman, and trying to really connect with my spirit animal. Yeah. I'm a crow. And, hang on, let me guess... No. Jaguar. What? No! Oh, my God! Yes? How did you even know that? Look, it totally is. Check it out. Oh. Ino Moxo. Black jaguar. Very nice. You know what? I wanna buy you a drink.
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(all cheering)
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There you go.
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REPORTER: Who is Poppy Adams? After graduating Harvard Business School... Adams was briefly held for serious mental health issues... before disappearing without a trace. Intelligent, ambitious, ruthless, lacks empathy, superficial charm. All the elements of a great CEO. Or a psychopath. Following the broadcast of Adams's message to the president... there were scenes of chaos today... at medical centers across the country and around the world. DOCTOR: We have no more beds available. The hospital is at full capacity. The blue rash is now being renamed "The Dancing Disease"... as victims begin to exhibit stage two symptoms.
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(gasps) EGGSY: You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! It was a blank. Yes, Harry. Yes! It was a fucking blank! That's right. It was a blank! I would never hurt Mr. Pickle! Yes, Harry! He lived to a ripe old age! He died of pancreatitis! You're not Mr. Pickle. Eggsy. Hello, Harry. Eggsy.
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Wow. CLARA: It's working already. (sighs) Thank God.
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(grunting)
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(gunfire) Crap. We're under attack. Code five. Code five. You two, off your fuckin' asses. Guard the door. Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack. (alarm blaring) Is it a rescue attempt? Might be. Yes! (plays upbeat tune) ELTON: ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪ ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪ ♪ Wednesday, Wednesday ♪ ♪ Wednesday night's all right ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ Isn't that supposed to be Saturday? What day is it today? Wednesday. Exactly! (groans) (grunts)
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Stage three... (snaps fingers)
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(grunts)
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Put alpha gel on that, dickhead.
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Enjoy the ride, bruv.
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Come on, Liam. Man, come on. Yes! Yes! Yes!
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(scoffs) Give up.
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(deep inhale)
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Merlin, I'm entering Hyde Park. Can I get on with it?
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(grunting) Whoo. I feel like a tornado in a trailer park. CHOIR: ♪ Golden Circle proudly presents ♪ Mr. President, my name is Poppy Adams. I believe the UN has no teeth. So I've selected you, as leader of the free world, to receive this communication. And I invite you to begin negotiations... on the largest scale hostage situation in history. A few weeks ago, an engineered virus was released... contained in all varieties of my product. Cannabis, cocaine, heroin, opium, ecstasy... ...and crystal meth. Some of you are already infected. And this is what you can expect in the coming days. After a brief incubation period... victims present with stage one symptoms. (snaps fingers) A blue rash. Next... second stage symptoms appear. (snaps fingers) Mania... as the virus enters the brain. (whispers) Very distressing to the victim and those around them.