Don't sweat it, Art. No one has to know. And you can pay me back some other time. You know you're my boy.
Joker
4.5s
Keep the respirations above 15. Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up.
Joker
12.1s
What happened? - Who are you? - I'm her son. - What happened? - You can probably help us out inside. We don't know what happened yet. - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - Step. One more. We got one more lift. I'm getting a little resistance here, Michael.
Joker
14.5s
And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, right here in Gotham. Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. Check out this joker.
Joker
3.1s
I hated school when I was a kid.
Joker
1.6s
You believe that shit?
Joker
2m35s
I'm right here. Excuse me, sir. Does your mother take any medications? - No. - Excuse me, - I couldn't hear you. - No. Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? I don't know. Mr. Fleck. Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. This is my partner, Detective Burke. We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, so we spoke with your mother. Oh. What did you say to her? Did you do this? What? No. No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, and she got hysterical. Hyperventilating, collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. We're sorry to hear about that. But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. They're about the subway killings that happened last week. You've heard about them, right? Yeah. It's horrible. Right. So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. It's part of my act. I'm a party clown. All right. So, why were you fired? They said I wasn't funny enough. Can you imagine that? If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. Your boss also gave us one of your cards. This condition of yours, the laughing, is it real, or some sort of clown thing? - A clown thing? - Yeah. I mean, is it part of your act? What do you think? It's exit only.
Joker
6.6s
You smell like cologne. It's 'cause I just had a big date. Oh.
Joker
2.4s
She's gonna be okay.
Joker
19.9s
And, buddy, as always, thanks for the laughs. I'm sure we'll see you again. You know we'll be here, right? I hope. Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, and animal expert, Hugh Little. Thanks for watching. Good night, and always remember, that's life.
Joker
12.2s
Arthur, Hoyt wants to see you in his office. Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? No idea. Do you people call it miniature golf or is it just golf to you?
Joker
1.7s
Oh, Happy.
Joker
2.7s
All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys.
Joker
1.5s
That's life.
Joker
9.5s
I think the guy that did it is a hero. Three less pricks in Gotham City, only a million more to go.
