So, I'll tell you how I operate. I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university...
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2.2s
Stand clear of the closing doors.
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Bitch!
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7.7s
It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." I can't use my real last name at this college 'cause they don't hire Jews.
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I'm telling you, she wanted my number. We should've just stayed. You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? She was in love. She couldn't wait to get away from you. Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw.
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This building is so awful, right, Mommy? Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. It's so awful, Mommy.
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Hey.
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Right, Mommy?
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1.4s
Come on.
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2s
Punch him in the dick, Gary.
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3s
This building is so awful, isn't it?
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I don't want you worrying about money, Mom.
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1.2s
Fuck 'em.
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7.7s
Don't sweat it, Art. No one has to know. And you can pay me back some other time. You know you're my boy.
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Keep the respirations above 15. Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up.
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What happened? - Who are you? - I'm her son. - What happened? - You can probably help us out inside. We don't know what happened yet. - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - Step. One more. We got one more lift. I'm getting a little resistance here, Michael.
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And finally, in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, right here in Gotham. Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. Check out this joker.
