I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life.
Joker
6.3s
Hey, Murray. Thank you so much for having me on the show. It's been a lifelong dream of mine.
Joker
1m5s
As tensions mount around the metro area, Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. City services have been affected, and some businesses have decided to remain closed amid the unrest. Chuck Stevens filed this report. The anger and resentment that's been building in the city for weeks seems close to exploding. Protesters, many dressed as clowns, took to the streets today in one of several planned demonstrations taking on the city's elite, including a massive rally outside tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne Hall. What's the point of all this? - the rich. - Thomas Wayne. That's what this whole thing is about. the whole system. Wayne, who recently announced he is running for mayor, will be attending the benefit. You might remember it was Thomas Wayne who first referred to many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. Well, what I will say is, there's something wrong with those people. I am here to help them. I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, help make their lives better. That is why I'm running. And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope.
Joker
1m9s
Look at us. I think you are. Well, that's impossible because you're adopted, and I never slept with your mother. - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? - Money? - No, I don't... I wasn't adopted. Jesus. She never told you? Told me what? Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. That's not true. Why are you saying that? Then she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital, when you were just a little boy. Why are you saying this? I don't need you to tell me lies. I know it seems strange. I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. I don't know why everyone is so rude. I don't know why you are. I don't want anything from you. Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! How about just a little bit of fucking decency? What is it with you people? You say that stuff about my mother. She's crazy. She's... You think this is funny? Dad, it's me. Come on. Touch my son again, I'll fucking kill you.
Joker
6s
Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne!
Joker
59.4s
Hey. Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... Can I ask you a question? Sure. How does someone wind up in here? Have they all, all the people committed crimes? Well, yeah, some have. You know, some are just crazy. Pose dangers to themselves and others. Some just got nowhere else to go. Don't know what to do, you know? - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. Sometimes, I don't know what to do. Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. What's that? I fucked up and did some bad shit.
Joker
2.6s
Hey! Hey!
Joker
1.2s
Hmm.
Joker
2.2s
You shoulda listened to your mother.
Joker
5.5s
Hey, Penny. Penny Fleck.
Joker
2.1s
Shut up!
Joker
5s
Oh, hey, guys. Come on in. Did you get a new gig?
Joker
2.2s
You know what really makes me laugh?
Joker
1m33s
You know what I'm talking about, it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. Hey, listen, man. I'm just an administrative assistant. Like a clerk, you know. All I do is file paperwork. I don't know what to tell you. But you should see somebody. You know, they got programs, city services, stuff like that. Oh, yeah. They cut all those. All right, here it is. Fleck. Penny Fleck. Let's see. Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. "Was found guilty of endangering the welfare of her own child." What? You said she's your mother. Uh... I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know, without proper forms. I could get in trouble. Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, that'll be much easier, but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? I'm sorry.
Joker
3s
Mom, is this real?
Joker
2.3s
You can say that again, pal.
Joker
5.1s
No, man! Shit! Come on, man. Give it...
Joker
16.4s
This message is for Arthur Fleck. My name is Shirley Woods. I work on The Murray Franklin Show. I don't know if you're aware, but Murray played a clip of your stand-up on the show recently, and we have gotten an amazing response from our viewers. Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're...