Have you seen Jason? Like right now or like ever in life? Ohhh, miss! I'm supposed to hang with my fallback in there but, you know, if you wanted to slip out, meet in my Jeep or... Jason! It's me! "Fallback"? No, I... I know. Yeah, I knew the whole time. No, we are done! Because you know what? I have a 140 IQ, very toned legs, and my parents love me! And you will regret this when you're old because I am fricking fetch! That's how you use it. Come on.
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Hi. ♪ If I could change the world ♪ ♪ I'd make it Halloween ♪ ♪ Every single day ♪ ♪ And also have world peace ♪ ♪ Maybe world peace Should be first ♪ ♪ World peace And then Halloween ♪ Wait, let me start over.
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It kind of is, though. Right.
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No. No, no, no! What are you thinking about? Chicken wings later. Do you ever think about me? Sometimes. When I'm looking right at you.
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♪ Wherever darkness falls ♪ ♪ I'll be the light ♪ ♪ To guide you home ♪ She sounds good.
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Open your eyes. Hmm. Seems like maybe we could take a break from being victims in this situation and start taking responsibility for our own actions. Okay, we're gonna write out some apologies to people that we've hurt in our lives. Everybody up.
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Cady Heron.
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Hey, do you have time to go over derivatives for a minute?
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Who's that? Mmm... That's that kid Damian. Oh, yeah, he's almost too gay to function.
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But I wasn't lost. I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury was talking about. It's the derivative of the natural log function. You just take the reciprocal of the ln.
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I think you should wear your hair however you want. I think it looks good both ways.
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Cute.
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Cady, Cady, Cady! No, no, no. Aaron! Aaron, wait!
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I pretended to be bad at math to get you to help me, but I'm not bad at math. I'm actually... I'm actually really good at math. You're the one who's only kind of okay at math. Anyways, um, now I'm failing. So isn't that so dumb? That is dumb, yeah.
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Like all history, this is emotionally layered and culturally dense.
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Grool.
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♪ I see ♪ ♪ Stars! ♪ ♪ Where she at? What she doing? ♪ ♪ Who she with And where she from? ♪ ♪ Well, she's this Oh, she's that ♪ ♪ She's a flight risk On the run ♪ ♪ She's back, she's back ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm back, bitch Are you done? ♪ ♪ Excuse me While I bite my tongue ♪ ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ ♪ Told you who I am And what it is It's not my fault ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ Get her number, get her name Get a good thing While you can ♪ ♪ Kiss a blonde, kiss a friend Can a gay girl get an amen? ♪ ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ ♪ I told you who I am And what it is ♪ ♪ It's not my fault It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ I mean, who wouldn't want To be in love with me ♪ ♪ I'm a mood board Girls got to Pinterest me ♪ ♪ I'm a stallion but they come And f... me like Trojan ♪ ♪ And it wouldn't be me If I ain't cause commotion ♪ ♪ I'm so bad Dudes thought I was AI I ballin' like AI ♪ ♪ I stick to a whole lot Of paper like a stapler Stack like Jenga ♪ ♪ And you basic bitch Get stroke like a painter ♪ ♪ It's funny how the mean girl Open all the doors ♪ ♪ I've been told y'all I'm the black Regina George ♪ ♪ Bikini top, booty shorts Megan core ♪ ♪ You was hating back then Now you finna hate more ♪ ♪ I got influence They do anything I endorse ♪ ♪ I run s... To be a bad bitch is a sport ♪ ♪ I woke up hotter Than I was yesterday ♪ ♪ Don't care about no rules 'Cause I always get my way ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ A sexy Quint From sexy Jaws ♪ ♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪ ♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪ ♪ I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪ ♪ I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! ♪ ♪ Happy Halloween! ♪ ♪ This is Modern feminism talkin' ♪ ♪ Watch me as I run the world In shoes I cannot walk in ♪ ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ ♪ And sex... sex ♪ ♪ Sexy! ♪ I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!
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I think everyone looks like royalty tonight. It just seems weird for one person to win this.