Yo, Golf Bird. Those fractions were tight. What? "Caddy Heron." "Golf Bird." I don't like it. I don't get it. I'm Kevin Ganatra. I'm from your Calc class.
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Hi. I'm Janis. And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce. This is Damian. He is almost too gay to function. But I push through. I manage. Hi. We've been watching you all day. You're a mess. So we volunteer to amplify your lunch experience. Yeah, what Damian is saying is we will help you, Caddy. Thanks so much. Um... it's Cady. Yeah. I'm gonna call you Caddy.
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Oh, um, well, actually, there's this one guy in my Calculus class. Ooh, a senior! Who is it? Uh, Aaron Samuels. You can't like Aaron Samuels! That is Regina's ex-boyfriend! No. No. Bad. Bad. Danger.
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They have this book, this "Burn Book," where they write mean things about girls in our grade. Ooh, ooh! What does it say about me?
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I mean, I don't even know what to say to him. I always come off sounding like a lunatic. Do you like gum? Sure.
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♪ Tell me What's wrong with me ♪ ♪ My body, face, my hair ♪ ♪ Tell me all my many faults ♪ ♪ Tell me like you care ♪ ♪ When we both Know you're cruel ♪ ♪ And we both know You're right ♪ ♪ I could listen to you ♪ ♪ Like a fool all night ♪ ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ ♪ How I speak? How I dress? ♪ ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ ♪ You keep me guessing ♪ ♪ Mama called me "beautiful" Don't believe her anymore ♪ ♪ Now I'm listening to you ♪ ♪ What do I do that for? ♪ ♪ Please don't ignore me ♪ Gretchen! What are you doing in there? I'm... I'm gonna go. Yep. Be right there!
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I like your jacket. Thanks, I made it. But why do you sew on top of your drawings? It's... like the drawings are facts and the threads are feelings. It's so cool.
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Are you okay? No... uh, totally. Regina's just joking. These are cute. Try 'em.
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Those bitches! What is this, by the way? It's terrible. Oh, it's a Kälteen bar. Here, my mom used to give them to elderly people in Kapedo to help them gain weight. Mmm. I can feel it working. We should, like, crush this up and put it in Regina's food! What? Oh. No. No, no. I will keep having lunch with them, that's it. Also, we feel bad we yelled at you about liking Aaron. You should go for what you want. Hetero allyship. Oh, okay. It's so dumb. I only ever see him in Calc anyway. Oh. You're definitely safe in Calc. Regina will never set foot in there.
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Um... you're not in it.
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I can sexy cure some cancer? No. I can cure sex cancer! Sex cancer doesn't exist. I did it. Dance break.
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Let's get back into where we were Thursday. Who was awake Thursday? Who was still awake?
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I think you and Aaron would be a really cute couple. Really? Yeah. I just said so. Don't be thirsty. You know, I could talk to him for you. If you want. See if he likes you back. You would do that for me? Mm-hmm. Trust me. I know exactly how to play it. I need to talk to you. Me? I thought you were done talking to me when you started talking to Shane last summer. Shut up. 'Cause you know that homeschooled girl, Cady?
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Yeah, I invited her tonight.
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But I wasn't lost. I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury was talking about. It's the derivative of the natural log function. You just take the reciprocal of the ln.
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Janis and Regina were best friends in middle school. And at that time, females expressed their identities through collectible plushies. I don't know what those... It's these bastards. And they were everywhere. Regina gave Janis a BFF set for her birthday. Janis put a rainbow patch on hers. This is how she came out to her friend. And Regina put one on hers, too, out of allyship because she used to be human. Cut to eight months later, Regina becomes obsessed with this gross boy. Kyle! Your scale is completely off. Hush!