Bruce, over here! Okay, shutterbugs. Look alive, here we go. I'm gonna give you three poses. You ready? Kissy face. Oops, I did it again. And the Bad Boys. What you gonna do? I'm out of here, guys. Thank you. - Congresswoman. - Mr. Wayne, good to see you.
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The Phantom Zone. Ah, yes, the notorious space jail that houses the greatest super-villains of all time. They've got, like, the sickest baddies up there. They got, like, this guy. - And her. - I'll get you, my pretty! - To say nothing about him. - Wingardium Leviosa! And these guys. Exterminate! I'm starting to get an idea, monkey face.
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I don't believe I would be Superman without fighting Zod. See? Superman gets it. Why can't Batman? Check it out, guys. I built a CD rack. Ta-da!
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Superman, tell me. How do you feel about your recent banishment of Zod to the Phantom Zone? Yeah, look, Pippa, it's... It's complicated. Okay? Zod and I, we've had some pretty epic battles over the years.
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Fine.
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I'm starting with the man in the mirror Bruce, any advice for the new commissioner? Long as he knows how to push the button for the Bat-Signal, he'll be fine. Bruce, I don't know how you did it. You can't prove it, you didn't do it. Mr. Wayne, so great to see you! Come and join us! Mr. Prime Minister. Did you have some work done?
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And how am I supposed to get Batman's respect when I'm working with these human farts? Boo-boo, look at me.
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- Happy now? - Indubitably. Good. Must be nice to be happy. Tonight, on Metropolis in Focus, we have our favorite star, Superman! What up, Gotham!
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Bruce Wayne! He's the greatest orphan of all time. Shamon, Shamon - Nice to see you, Mr. Ambassador. - Mr. Wayne! - You want a picture? - That would be swell! Here we go. Party face! Boom. Keep it. Whoa! Thanks, Mr. Wayne. Call me Bruce, champ. I'm just so jazzed to meet you, sir. I'm sorry, did you say "jazzed"? Yes! My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick. - Well, children can be cruel. - Yeah. - Great to see you, Bruce. - Nice to see you, sir. - So, I had a question for you, sir. - Okay, hit me with it. Do you have any advice on how to get adopted? - Oh, yeah. - Oh, you do? - Mr. Wayne, can I get an autograph? - Sure.
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Um, all right, for example, is teeth whitener a good idea? - Yes. There you go, pal. - Thanks! - Really? - Oh, yeah. - Looking good, Bruce. - Thank you so much. How about eyeliner or a foreign language? - Try both. - Bueno. Look, it's the new commissioner! - Where? Oh, she's with the mayor! - Okay. Let's see. Here she is, everyone! - Oh, my darling! - Hi, Dad.
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Should I get experimental surgery to make my eyes larger and more vulnerable-looking?
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Madam Mayor, stay close to me. Head for the south exit.
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Uh, do that.
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Mr. Wayne?
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Now, ma'am.
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I hate everything you just said. Because my dream is for the police force to team up with Batman. Waiter. Wouldn't that be better? And I know that, together, the world's greatest detective...
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Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Excuse me. We love you, Barbara! - Yes. - Hi. Bruce Wayne. Billionaire, bon vivant, gallivanter, playboy, Gotham's most eligible bachelor, like, 90 years in a row. - That's me right there. - I know who you are, Mr. Wayne. You bet you do. Quick quest, what is your problem with Batman, and also, what the heck, dude? I'm glad you asked, Mr. Wayne. I'm not a Batman hater. But we don't need an unsupervised adult man karate-chopping poor people in a Halloween costume.