Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. [GUNS FIRING] [GRUNTING]
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Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!
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[BELL CONTINUES RINGING]
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Bye, Wade!
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Because of you. No, Wade, because of you.
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[EXHALES]
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You're about to get dick-slapped.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[GROANS] WADE: Is that a fanny pack? I used to have one of those in 1990-never.
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You're not giving me a lot of direction here. I'm at the end of my rope. [TIMER TICKING]
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Number one, I'm gonna bend something. Something that was not meant to bend. I'm gonna stop you right there because I'm not gonna make it to two. I won't even make it to one. I don't do well with pain, you know. If I stub my toe, I'm done for the day. I cried when they canceled Felicity. When I get really scared, I get nervous erections. I have one right now. Don't look. It'll only make it worse. I don't want you to hurt me, and I'll tell you anything you wanna know. Except for where they are. Russell's in a convoy heading southbound on Gerry Duggan Parkway. The monster's with them. I wouldn't fuck with him. DEADPOOL: You all know the plan. Intercept the convoy, grab the boy. But not inappropriately! WEASEL: You know what, I wouldn't fuck with Deadpool either. Because he's built a team. He's unstoppable. He has an ass pen. He'll stab you with it. Watch out for this guy, Cable! He's very short, 5'11". Not like in the comics. And if we succeed, we all go home early. WEASEL: So if you go after them, Cable, I warn you... there's a wind advisory in effect.
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[CROWD EXCLAIMS] [CHUCKLES] Definitely all the way up to the elbow. Come quietly, or there will be trouble. You stole that from Robocop! That's from Robocop! Just stand down! You're embarrassing me. Look, Fire... [LAUGHS] Oh, my God! I can't say it! I'm so sorry! [GRUNTS]
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But...
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[GROANS]
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JUGGERNAUT: Beat it, midget!
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[DOMINO GRUNTING]
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It's all right. I'll be here.
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Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children who were stuck in a tree. No.No. But I did have to help a kid.Yeah. He's got a terrible name. It's just awful. Ugh. I tried to tell him.