Fuck superheroes. The thing that pisses me off the most... I never stood up for myself in there.
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My whole life. I've been waiting for someone to come and save me.
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Never. The industry discriminates.
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Nobody's gonna sacrifice anything for me.
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Cell 04 located.
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Hello, Russell.
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[COCKS GUN]
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[BOTTLES CLATTERING]
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[SCREAMING]
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That was effervescent. [SIGHS] Stay in school, kid. Or don't. I didn't. And I'm an X-Man. [THUDS] Trainee. Fuck it! Superhero landing coming up!
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I've made a critical error on my Airbnb reservation. This is not what the website looked like at all.
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[WADE SIGHS] I guess family really is an F-word.
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[INDISTINCT VOICES ECHOING]
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OLDER RUSSELL: Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand.
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Who are you? I'm Batman.
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But you know something? A wise woman once said to me... "Speak up." "I can't hear you with that pity dick in your mouth." Too much? I went too far. [GRUNTS] [ALL EXCLAIM]
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WEASEL: Meet... Domino. DEADPOOL: What's your shtick? I'm lucky. That's not a superpower. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. Really isn't. No, it isn't.Yes, it is. Told you. Get out of my head! I'm not in your head. I'm in an 11-year-old's bedroom. Well, if you're so lucky, then what are you doing here with us? I don't know yet. What's that supposed to mean? There's a reason why I'm here, and I'll know when I know. Everything usually just kind of works out for me. Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds.
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They're headed into the tunnel. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.
