[BELL STOPS RINGING] HEADMASTER: No one is born perfect. But you can be. I know you're doing what comes naturally.
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You know, historically, mischief has been my mistress... so I understand, you know. But I like to think... that you guys have really rubbed off on me. I like to think that I've rubbed off around you, too.
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Stay back or Justin Bieber dies! [LAUGHS] Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
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Don't worry. You're not going to die. Although these will kill you. Hit it, Dolly. [9 TO 5PLAYING]
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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I know how seductive they are. How powerful they make you feel. But you must learn never to use them... so they will never use you.
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[MEN GROANING]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY] [GASPS] [SHUSHING]
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I know what you're thinking. Why don't the kids just run? Who would choose to stay in such a place? You stay because... deep down inside, you know you're unfit to leave.
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Oh, great.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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God, you're a douche. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! [WE BELONGPLAYING]
Who is he talking to? And why is he dressed like a registered sex offender? Can we focus for a moment, ladies? Please, we need to talk about next month's meal plan. Obviously, everyone hated the ceviche. I read the suggestion box. I'm gonna stop you right there. I see through this weak act. You may have fooled Colossus with this nice guy shit... but not me. Don't be mean. Back off, NTW. No, no, no. Let her go. Let her go, it's okay. She has a right to be skeptical. Look at me. I'm an easy target.
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[GUNS COCKING]
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I'm merely a vessel for the Lord.
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[MEN LAUGHING]
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Whoa! Are you a superhero? Fucking A, sweetie. What's your name? Captain Delicious Pants. Who's Captain Delicious Pants?
