[GROANS] They say millennials are the hardest to reach.
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And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving... DEADPOOL: Scatter! REPORTER: ...with what appears to be a trainee. DEADPOOL: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s. So, respect. At ease, Officer.
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[ALL SCREAMING] Oh, shit! That fucking does it! Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now! Wade! What was first rule? Label everything in the refrigerator! Do not escalate! Rules are meant to be broken! COLOSSUS: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
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It's time to burn for what you've done! A child should not be burdened with such power!
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Fuck! Fine! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man. Trainee! Shut it!
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Blessed are the wicked... who are healed... by my hand.
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Say it. Say what you said every time you tortured me!
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COLOSSUS: [SCOFFS] That's how we do it in Mother Russia.
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Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. [GUNS FIRING] [GRUNTING]
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Taking the hands out of the guns of the criminals!
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Because of you. No, Wade, because of you.
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[EXHALES]
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You're about to get dick-slapped.
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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[SCREAMING]
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[CHILDREN CHEERING]
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[RUSSELL GRUNTS] Hold on! Wait, wait, wait! Okay, let's not do whatever that is. Okay? Let's just talk! It's Russell, right? Firefist.Firefist. Ooh, that's a great name. Where does it burn? Just the fist, or all the way up to the elbow?
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DEADPOOL: Oh, my God. Did you feel that, too? Only best buddies execute pedophiles together.
