Left! Left! You'd have to be insane to take off in this. No, stage left, you idiot!
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Vanisher. Maybe the wind can't blow what it can't see.
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Ness, can you let me in? Please! Please.
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What's this one do?
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RUSSELL: You're a long way from your superpowers. Yeah. Just a touch of cancer. Not to worry, we're old friends. Fuck! I wanted to be a superhero. Always wanted a real super suit. [SIGHS] What happened? When was the last time you saw a plus-sized superhero?
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But that isn't Russell. It doesn't have to be him. If you knew what I knew... Yeah, he's got anger issues... maybe a small learning disability... splash of diabetes... but nothing that can't be fixed. If you could go back... and stop the people that took your girl, would you?
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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No, sir.
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[MUMBLES] You came for me. I'm not giving up on you, and you are not giving up on that boy. Who says that rules aren't meant to be broken? It's time to fight dirty. Time to sweep the leg, Johnny. Hey! Pick on someone your own size! That's such a you thing to say! Go get him, tiger! Big CGI fight coming up!
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DEADPOOL: Oh!
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Both of 'em? Oh, fuck it. Four or five moments! I'm sorry? Four or five moments! That's all it takes to be a hero.
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Those guys hurt you?
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Wade, is that you?
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[MUSIC STOPS] You're still using my Velcro labels. Aw. They do stick better than tape. Hi, Wade! Please don't. Say whatever it is you're here to say. Make it quick. Right. Quick. It's the kid. Just like you, I let him down. And just like me, he's never had anyone sacrifice anything for him... because the whole world wrote him off as a piece of shit a long time ago. Look, he's teamed up with the Juggernaut! [GASPS] The Juggernaut! Who's, like, my favorite Marvel character ever... And hi, Yukio! That was really nice of you to say hi... so I'm saying hi back. You guys make a super cute couple. Yeah. Where was I? Oh, yeah. You should never meet your heroes... because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! And like a lot of dicks, he's hard as a rock... and causes nothing but problems! Look, you can stop the Juggernaut. I know you can. Do you know what would happen to me if I helped you? I would be disgraced. You are a criminal, a fugitive. But worst of all... you broke my heart, Wade. Then you know what? Your heart's in the wrong place, big guy. Doing the right thing is sometimes messy... and fucked up, and not particularly convenient! So stay here in Chateau de Virgin... while we go get our fuck on!
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[SIGHS] Maximum effort. [IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME CONTINUES PLAYING]
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Don't worry.
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What year is it? What kind of dumbass question is that to ask?