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I am Groot. Well, that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree, here? Well, he don't know talking good like me and you. So his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot." Exclusively in that order. I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast.
Guardians of the Galaxy
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Xandarians. What a bunch of losers. All of them in a big hurry to get from something stupid, to nothing at all. Pathetic. Look at this guy! Can you believe they call us criminals, when he's assaulting us with that haircut? What is this thing? Look how it thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to get help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle. Look at Mr. Smiles over here. Where's your wife, old man? What a class-A prevert.
Guardians of the Galaxy
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Hundreds of years ago, the Tivan Group sent workers in to mine the organic matter within the skull. Bone, brain tissue, spinal fluid. All rare resources, highly valued in black markets across the galaxy. It's dangerous and illegal work, suitable only for outlaws. Well, I come from a planet of outlaws. Billy the Kid, Bonnie and Clyde, John Stamos. It sounds like a place, which I would like to visit. Yeah, you should.
Guardians of the Galaxy