The question, Raymond, was what did you want to be? Answer him, Raymond! Jesus! Veterinarian! Veterinarian! Animals. Yeah, animal s-s-s- Stuff. Yeah, I got that. That means you have to get more schooling. Too much school. Would you rather be dead? No... Would you rather die, here, on your knees, in the back of a convenience store? No... No, please... no...
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Stop for a second. Hey, what are we doing? Turn around. What are we doing? Homework assignment. What kind of homework assignment? Human sacrifice. Hey, is that a gun? Please. Please tell me that's not a gun. It's a gun. What are you doing? Meet me in the back. Hey, don't fuck around. Meet me in the back. On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
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What then? Are you threatening me? No... Get the fuck outta here. You're fired. I have a better solution. You keep me on the payroll as an outside consultant. And in exchange for my salary, my job will be never to tell people these things that I know. I don't even have to come into the office. I can do this job from home.
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Excuse me. You sprayed me with your hose. Like that? That's not necessary. Dave! Go call 911!
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Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha! Yeah! There you are, sir.
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Excellent choice, sir.
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Feel better, champ.
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You're not your job.
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Haahhhh!
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I want you to do me a favor. Yeah, sure. I want you to hit me as hard as you can. What? I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part-time job as a projectionist. See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch the projectors at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. If you look for it, you can see these little dots come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen. In the industry, we call them "cigarette burns." That's the cue for a changeover. He flips the projectors, the movie keeps right on going, and nobody in the audience has any idea. Why would anyone want this shit-job? Because it affords him other interesting opportunities. Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films. So when the snoot y cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel 3, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did. A nice big cock. Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
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Hey! Wait! I got him. Sir, we have to do this, sir. Stop fighting. Where's the rubber band? Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife! Drop it!
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And the shit that came out of this woman's mouth I ain't never heard. My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
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Bob, you're on this one. Let's go. I am Jack�s inflamed sense of rejection. Hey! Yeah!