Like so many others, I had become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct. Uh, yes. I'd like to order the Erica Pekkary dust ruffles. Please hold. If I saw something clever Like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it. The Klipske personal office unit, the Hovetrekke home exert-bike, or the Johannshamn sofa with the Strinne green stripe pattern. Even the Rizlampa wire lamps of environmentally friendly unbleached paper. I'd flip through catalogs and wonder: What kind of dining set defines me as a person? I had it all. Even the glass dishes with tiny bubbles and imperfections. Proof that they were crafted by the honest, simple, hard-working indigenous peoples of - Please hold. Wherever. I was holding. We used to read pornography. Now it was the Horchow collection. No, you can't die from insomnia. What about narcolepsy? I nod off. I wake up in strange places. I have no idea how I got there. You need to lighten up. Can you please just get me something? Red and blue Tuenois, lipstick-red Seconais. No. You need healthy natural sleep. Chew some Valerian root and get more exercise.
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Fine.
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We have front row seats for this theater of mass destruction. The demolitions committee of Project Mayhem wrapped the foundation columns of a dozen buildings with blasting gelatin. In 2 minutes, primary charges will blow base charges and a few square blocks will be reduced to smoldering rubble. I know this... because Tyler knows this. 2 1/2. Think of everything we've accomplished. And suddenly, I realize that all of this: The gun, the bombs, the revolution... has got something to do with a girl named Marla Singer.
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You're not how much money you have in the bank.
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- Yeah! - Ha ha ha! Hoo hoo hoo! What the fuck did you guys do? ...how the blaze started, but arson investigators are on the premises...
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I'll be out of your way in a sec. You don't have to go.
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Look, Tyler, Tyler!
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Hey, come on. I'm in pain. You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That's pain.
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Bob. Bob had bitch-tits. This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosey slobbering all over me, that was Bob. We're still men. Yes, we're men. Men is what we are. 8 months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He developed bitch-tits because his testosterone was too high, and his body upped the estrogen. And that was where I fit... They're gonna have to open up my pecks again and drain the fluid. Between those huge, sweating tits that hung enormous the way you'd think of God�s as big. OK. You cry now. No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
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For 6 months, I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. I couldn't sleep. With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away. Everything's a copy of a copy of a copy.
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Don't you look at me. Do you think you're ever getting in this house? You're never getting in this fucking house. Never. Now get the fuck off the porch. Get off the porch! Sooner or later, we all became what Tyler wanted us to be. I'm gonna go inside and I'm gonna get a shovel.
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Everyone, let's thank Thomas for sharing himself with us. Thank you, Thomas. I look around this room, and I see a lot of courage, and that gives me strength. We give each other strength. It's time for the one-on-ones. So let's all of us here follow Thomas' good example and really open ourselves up. Would you find a partner?
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Imagine how he feels. Come on, this isn't funny! That wasn't funny. What the fuck was the point of that? Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
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See you next week.
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Now we're going to open the green door, the heart chakra. I wasn't really dying. I wasn't host to cancer or parasites. I was the warm little center that the life of this world crowded around. Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. It moves over your body, healing you. Now, keep this going. Remember to breathe, and step forward through the back door of the room. Where does it lead? To your cave. Step forward into your cave. That's right. You're going deeper into your cave, and you're going to find your power animal.