He's very, very short on charm. You have a great gift for rhyme. - Yes. Yes. Some of the time. - Enough of that! Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? If there are, we all be dead. No more rhymes! Now, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut?
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Despite Humperdinck's reassurance that she would grow to love him, the onlyjoy she found was in her daily ride."
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I do not suppose you could speed things up? If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.
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What is that you're ripping? It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder. Who is Guilder? The country across the sea. The sworn enemy of Florin. Go! Once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the prince suspect that the Guilderians have abducted his love. When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier, his suspicions will be totally confirmed. You never said anything about killing anyone. I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition. I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic landmass! I agree with Fezzik. Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this. Never forget this! When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy! And you! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless! Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland?
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Left! Left!
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He didn't fall? Inconceivable. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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I could do that. I think I've got some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help since I am only waiting around to kill you. That does put a damper on our relationship. But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. I hate waiting. I could give you my word as a Spaniard. No good. I've known too many Spaniards. Is there any way you'll trust me? Nothing comes to mind. I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya. You will reach the top alive. Throw me the rope.
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My God. He's climbing. Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess and must therefore die. You, carry her. We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier. Catch up when he's dead. If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.
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My people, a month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now. - Would you like to meet her? - Yes! My people, the princess Buttercup!
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You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago.
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There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.
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Westley! Oh, Westley, darling! Westley, why won't you hold me? - Gently. - At a time like this? That's all you can think to say? "Gently"? Gently!
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Aaah! Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die! - No! - Offer me money. - Yes. - Power too. Promise me that. All that I have and more. Please. Offer me everything I ask for. Anything you want. I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
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Have a seat.
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Yeah, it's reallygood. "Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around." Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning. As you wish. "'As you wish' was all he ever said to her." Farm boy, fill these with water. Please? As you wish. "That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying 'as you wish, ' what he meant was 'I love you. ' And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back." Farm boy. Fetch me that pitcher? As you wish. Hold it. Hold it. What is this? Are you tryin' to trick me? Wh-Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book? Wait. Just wait. Well, when does it get good? All right, keep your shirt on. Let me read.
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You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It's going to get you into trouble someday.
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Prepare to die.
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"Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck the right to choose his bride, she did not love him.