The Princess Bride... by S. Morgenstern. Chapter one.
The Princess Bride
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Hey! How is the sickie? Huh?
The Princess Bride
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- Does it got any sports in it? - Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles. Doesn't sound too bad. - I'll try and stay awake. - Oh. Well, thank you very much. That's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
The Princess Bride
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- Hi, honey. - Hi, Mom.
The Princess Bride
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Your grandfather's here. Mom, can't you tell him I'm sick?
The Princess Bride
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You're sick. That's why he's here. He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that. Maybe he won't.
The Princess Bride
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You feeling any better? A little bit.
The Princess Bride
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He's got very good arms.
The Princess Bride
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I suppose you think you're brave, don't you? Only compared to some.
The Princess Bride
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Move it!
The Princess Bride
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The Cliffs of Insanity! Hurry up! Move the thing! And that other thing!
The Princess Bride
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- Faster! - I thought I was going faster. You were supposed to be this colossus. You were this great, legendary thing! And yet he gains! Well, I'm carrying three people, and he got only himself. I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all. Don't say that, Vizzini. Please?
The Princess Bride
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We're safe. Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way. He'll have to sail around for hours till he finds a harbor.
The Princess Bride
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Hello there! Slow going? Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me. - Sorry. - Thank you.
The Princess Bride
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You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
