How are you friends with Colin Gray? I thought Colin Gray only talked to the Dead Girls. I just am. We have Creative Nonfiction together. He's a really good writer. He's, like, all dark and emotional and stuff. Oh. Well, I'm like that too. I mean, I can relate. You know, I'm not all obvious about it like a poser.
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Before the period ends, I'd like to make an announcement.
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Why are the cops at your house? They're not. They're atJonas Kozelle's house. Why? He try to sell fake peyote to the eighth graders again? No, Needy. He was murdered. What? Yeah. Someone ripped Jonas limb from limb in the woods behind school. They ate parts of him. No one's even supposed to know yet, but my dad just went over there and talked to the cops. His mom is, like, catatonic. She's just staring out the front window like a zombie mannequin robot statue.
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- Yeah? - It's that good. Well, that's nice. Me, I'm still a little bit depressed about, you know, the giant, smoldering funeral pyre in the middle oftown. Move-on-dot-org, Needy. It's over. Life is too short to be moping around about some white-trash pig roast. That's sweet, Jen. You know, I tell it like it is. And besides, you know what? You should be happy for me because I am having the best day... since, like, Jesus invented the calendar. Jesus didn't invent the calendar. Whatever. Other line. Hold on. - So blow it off. - It'll just be a minute. Pooh. I'm crossing you out. Hey. I need to see you right now. I can barely hear you. dd It's because Camille is playing the piano. Knock it off, Camille! You knock it off! Can you meet me at McCullum in 10? You knock it off, Chip! You're a penis cheese! Uh, 15? d Heard you're new in town d d Want someone to show you round d d Well, no one knows this place just quite like me dd - I gotta go. - I am a god. Okay. I gotta meet Chip in McCullum Park. You know, Chip is looking really cute to me lately. So, tell me, is he, uh, like, packing some serious pubic inches? What's the story down there? I gotta go.
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I'll cut offyour nut sack and nail it to my door... like one ofthose lion door knockers rich folks got! That will be your balls!
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I will. Do you hear me, you bastard?
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No!
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Okay. d The roads are wrapped around your waist d It's for ambience. d They lead me place to place d It's Jammin' Jasmine. My mom has Holiday Scents, too, ifyou're� This is nice. d In fact, I made a career out of it d d I've always thought the left was your strongest side d d But when it comes to you now I can't decide d d It's only a matter ofd d Time dd dd d I can see clearly now the rain has gone d d I can see all obstacles in my way d d Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind d d It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day d d I think I can make it now the rain has gone d d All ofthe bad feelings have disappeared d d Here is the rainbow I've been prayin' for d d It's gonna be a bright bright sunshiny day dd dd Hello. dd Jennifer? d I know you seen me looking at you and you already know d d I wanna love you love you d d You already know d d I wanna love you love you d d You already know d Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Let it all out, kids. dd You want some baloney, Spector? And that was Low Shoulder, the local band... who became unlikely heroes ofthe tragedy in Devil's Kettle last night. Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous people escape the inferno, risking their own lives in the process. That's rock and roll with a conscience, ladies and gentlemen. And guess what. We are honored to have Low Shoulder in the studio right now. Now, how you guys holdin' up? We're maintaining, man. It's not easy, but, you know, the real heroes... are the people of Devil's Lake. I just hope we can convey 1/1 Oth of their courage and spirit... on our upcoming album.
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"Slippery Swirl"? Yeah, it's, uh, supposed to make it feel good for the girl. Cool. d Baby, you got a phatty the type I like to marry d d Wantin' to just give you everything and that's kinda scary d d 'Cause I'm lovin' the way you shake your ass d d Bouncin' Got me tippin' my glass d d Normally don't get caught up too fast d d Got a thing for you d d I see you windin', grindin'd d Up on that floor d d I know you see me looking at you d d And you already know d d I wanna love you love you d d You already know d Oh. d I wanna love you love you d d You already know, girl dd You made it.
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Oh, God. I had another one of my night terrors. Well, it's 4:00, so technically you had a day terror. Right. What'd you dream about? I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree... with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like J.C. But I didn't let 'em get you, 'cause I'm a hard-assed, Ford-tough mama bear. I can take care of myself. Yeah, you say that, but one day you're gonna be crying out for me, and I'm not gonna be there.
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Virgin mother. dd Crap. You said it. Hey, Mom.
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I didn't know you were up. Yeah.
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Okay. Great, yeah. Okay. I'll text you my address.
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Wait. Colin.
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Okay. Um� Well, we've been having a lot of fun in class, you and I, and I thought that maybe you'd like to go see a movie or something. There's a, uh, midnight showing of Rocky Horror at the Bijou next weekend. I don't like boxing movies.
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So are you gonna come over tonight? Sure, I'd like that. I went to SuperTarget and picked up more condoms, so� Thanks. Not that that has anything to do with� Oh, no, I didn't assume that. Well, I'm� Okay. I'll see you tonight then.