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22.8s
The guy I bought it from seemed like a real straight shooter. You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn't a good guy? Let's just calm down. You fucking calm down! He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore. - How dare you! She's a nice lady. - You are such a fucking moron. - Your language is offensive. STU: Fuck you! All right, let's just take a deep breath, okay?
The Hangover
22.7s
- Whose are those? - I don't know. It's a men's size 6. - That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin? Oh, come on! Ew! - That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech! - Get it out of the car. STU: Gross, it's wet. - I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys! STU: Get it out. PHIL: Fuck!
The Hangover
35.5s
Ow! Oh, not again. [LAUGHING] Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child. It's funny because he's fat. Now, look, this was obviously a very simple misunderstanding. Alan picked up the wrong purse, it's no big deal. Okay, if it's, "No big deal," why, when I come after you guys... ...he starts screaming like crazy and throw me in trunk? What, I did that? Yeah, you said he was your lucky charm, and you want to take him home with you. [PHIL AND STU LAUGH] - Lucky charm. - Oh, it's just funny. [LAUGHING] Fuck you.
The Hangover