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Oh, goddamn it. - What? - Every flight to L.A. Is booked. - What about Burbank? - Sold out. Oh, fuck! We can't drive there, the wedding starts in three and a half hours. - Alan, where's the car? ALAN: It's on its way. You know what? We can drive there. We can make it. Okay?

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Listen, I'm gonna tell you something. I know some sick people in my life. This guy is the craziest, wildest bastard I ever met in my life, man. - This guy? - This guy is out of his mind. What's going on, you fucking crazy motherfucker? I thought he was gonna eat my dick. What happened? No love for Eddie? You don't hug me? No, no. It's not that, Eddie. Uh, it's just that we're having a hard time remembering what happened here last night. Yeah, was there a wedding here? Do you do weddings here? [LAUGHS] You are cracking my balls, man. I love these guys. Zolea, what are you doing? Bring my friends some tea, some baklava, huh? Come on. Unbelievable, man. Look at this chick. Beautiful ass, no fucking brain. But this is Vegas. You want intimacy, forget it. You're gonna get sex. That's it here, man. No problem for me, though. You want chicks? I can get you beautiful chicks... ...from the Eastern Bloc. No questions. Clean, tight. The tits like that, the nipple like that. Obviously we were here. We're looking for our friend Doug. - Do you remember? - Yeah, the small guy. Like a monkey. - Yeah. - You saw him? Of course. Is there anything you can tell us about what may have happened last night?

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- Wait, what did you just say? - Rapies. - Not you. Doug, what did you say before? - I said groundies. No, before that. You said, "You're more likely to wind up on the floor than..." - Phil. - Listen, Trace, I'm really sorry. L... [GRUNTING] TRACY [OVER PHONE]: Phil? Hello? - Tracy, it's Stu. Stu. Talk to me. What's going on? Uh, nothing. Don't listen to Phil. He's completely out of his mind. He's probably still drunk from last night. Where's Doug? STU: He is paying the bill. We just had a delicious brunch. We're in a hurry to get back, so we gotta get going. - Okay, we'll see you soon. Bye. - Stu. Stu. Fuck. - What the fuck, man? - I know where Doug is.

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I looked everywhere. Gym, casino, front desk. Nobody's seen Doug. He's not here. He's fine. He's a grown man. Seriously, Stu, you gotta calm down. Here, have some juice.

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You know, when you go to Vegas...

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- Really? - Yeah. Well, we'll talk about it. But give me the 20 so I know you're serious. - Cool. Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. - Yeah.

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Whoa, Max. What gives? What, no planetarium? My mom won't give me the money. I'm grounded. - Well, how much you got on you? - I don't know. Like, 20 bucks. Well, give me the 20 and I'll cover the rest.

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Have you met Alan? Tracy's brother. Brother of the... Okay. Ow. That is disgusting. Why haven't you returned my calls?

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[JADE LAUGHING] [SHRIEKING]

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- Shit. DOUG: Heh, heh, heh. - Nice car. DOUG: Yeah. - I'm driving. DOUG: Whoa, no chance, buddy... Don't step... God. Watch the leath... Shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question. - Animal. - Who's this? - It's Alan. Tracy's brother. - I met you, like, four times. Oh, yeah. How you doing, man?

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Let's do this. [BAND PLAYING "FAME"] [SINGING "FAME"]

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- Enjoy the car? - Mm-hm.

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Stu, how much you got in the bank? About 10 grand. I was gonna use it for the wedding. You're already married, so we're good there. Besides, enough with Melissa, she's the worst. Yeah, Doug told me she had sex with a pilot or something. It was a bartender on a cruise. What is wrong with you people? - Ew. Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? - Yes.

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...that's somebody's daughter up there. - I was just gonna say that. See? I just wish your friends were as mature as you. They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better. PHIL: Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!

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We look at these pictures together, okay? One time. - And then we delete the evidence. - I say we delete it right now. Are you nuts? I wanna find out how I wound up in the hospital. - Yeah, it's in there. - Guys, one time. - Deal? - Deal. - Deal. - Okay. Oh, dear Lord! ALAN: That's classic!

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ALAN: Ow. - Oh, God. Oh, God, are you okay? ALAN: Yeah, I'm fine. - Alan, I'm sorry.

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[TRUCK HONKS] [TIRES SQUEAL] DOUG: Aw, Jesus Christ! - Oh, my God! - That was awesome! That was not awesome. What's wrong with you? - That was insane. We almost just died. - You should have seen your face. - Classic. - That's funny. Ha-ha. It's not funny.

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Phil, just do it. You should do it. I would, but you lost. It wouldn't be right. Okay, I jammed five roofies in there. Just go in there and throw it in to him.

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Oh, goddamn it. - What? - Every flight to L.A. Is booked. - What about Burbank? - Sold out. Oh, fuck! We can't drive there, the wedding starts in three and a half hours. - Alan, where's the car? ALAN: It's on its way. You know what? We can drive there. We can make it. Okay?

I looked everywhere. Gym, casino, front desk. Nobody's seen Doug. He's not here. He's fine. He's a grown man. Seriously, Stu, you gotta calm down. Here, have some juice.

You know, when you go to Vegas...

- Really? - Yeah. Well, we'll talk about it. But give me the 20 so I know you're serious. - Cool. Thanks, Mr. Wenneck. - Yeah.

Whoa, Max. What gives? What, no planetarium? My mom won't give me the money. I'm grounded. - Well, how much you got on you? - I don't know. Like, 20 bucks. Well, give me the 20 and I'll cover the rest.

Have you met Alan? Tracy's brother. Brother of the... Okay. Ow. That is disgusting. Why haven't you returned my calls?

[JADE LAUGHING] [SHRIEKING]

Let's do this. [BAND PLAYING "FAME"] [SINGING "FAME"]

- Enjoy the car? - Mm-hm.

...that's somebody's daughter up there. - I was just gonna say that. See? I just wish your friends were as mature as you. They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better. PHIL: Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!

We look at these pictures together, okay? One time. - And then we delete the evidence. - I say we delete it right now. Are you nuts? I wanna find out how I wound up in the hospital. - Yeah, it's in there. - Guys, one time. - Deal? - Deal. - Deal. - Okay. Oh, dear Lord! ALAN: That's classic!

ALAN: Ow. - Oh, God. Oh, God, are you okay? ALAN: Yeah, I'm fine. - Alan, I'm sorry.

[TRUCK HONKS] [TIRES SQUEAL] DOUG: Aw, Jesus Christ! - Oh, my God! - That was awesome! That was not awesome. What's wrong with you? - That was insane. We almost just died. - You should have seen your face. - Classic. - That's funny. Ha-ha. It's not funny.

Phil, just do it. You should do it. I would, but you lost. It wouldn't be right. Okay, I jammed five roofies in there. Just go in there and throw it in to him.