You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass... ...but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. I think he's mean. All right. I think it's officially time we call Tracy. Hallelujah. Finally, Phil says something that makes sense. We don't have much of a choice. And maybe she's heard from Doug. That's what I been saying this whole time.
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Yeah, we're stuck in traffic in a stolen police car... ...with a missing child in the back seat. Which part of this is fun?
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DOUG: How the hell did you find this place? Don't worry about it. Oh!
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Sorry, Alan. You know what? We'll search the car for clues and everything's gonna be okay. [CAR APPROACHING] PHIL: Oh, shit. I can't watch. Just tell me what it looks like.
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Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. STU: And one water.
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[SINGING "CANDY SHOP"]
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That's all we got.
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Someone who has a lot of issues, obviously. I'm a sick man.
The guy I bought it from seemed like a real straight shooter. You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn't a good guy? Let's just calm down. You fucking calm down! He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore. - How dare you! She's a nice lady. - You are such a fucking moron. - Your language is offensive. STU: Fuck you! All right, let's just take a deep breath, okay?
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- Whose are those? - I don't know. It's a men's size 6. - That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin? Oh, come on! Ew! - That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech! - Get it out of the car. STU: Gross, it's wet. - I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys! STU: Get it out. PHIL: Fuck!
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You don't get it. Melissa checks my statements. We just need a credit card on file. We won't charge you until check out, so you can figure it out then. That's perfect. Thank you, Lisa. We'll deal with it tomorrow. Come on.