Mr. Tyson would like to know why is his tiger in your bathroom. Hold on, that was completely unnecessary. I'm a huge fan. When you knocked out Holmes, that was... Explain.
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Did, uh... - Did Caesar live here? - Um, no. I didn't think so.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Thanks again, champ. And, uh, again, we are so sorry we stole your tiger. Don't worry about it, man. Like you said, we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. [LAUGHING] - I told you he'd get it. - I did say that.
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We're not gonna put it in the Bentley. You brought it here, you bring it back. What you think, about 40 minutes?
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Can you forgive me?
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[GRUNTS & GROANS]
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We wait.
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Alan...
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[TIRES SQUEAL]
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[MUSICIANS PLAYING "WEDDING MARCH"]
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I pulled out my tooth?
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I look like a nerdy hillbilly.
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The guy I bought it from seemed like a real straight shooter. You mean the drug dealer at the liquor store wasn't a good guy? Let's just calm down. You fucking calm down! He drugged us. I lost a tooth. I married a whore. - How dare you! She's a nice lady. - You are such a fucking moron. - Your language is offensive. STU: Fuck you! All right, let's just take a deep breath, okay?
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- Whose are those? - I don't know. It's a men's size 6. - That's weird. - What is this, a snakeskin? Oh, come on! Ew! - That's a used condom, Alan. - Oh, God. Blech! - Get it out of the car. STU: Gross, it's wet. - I don't want the thing. - Hey! Come on. I got jizz on me. Jesus Christ, guys! STU: Get it out. PHIL: Fuck!
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You don't get it. Melissa checks my statements. We just need a credit card on file. We won't charge you until check out, so you can figure it out then. That's perfect. Thank you, Lisa. We'll deal with it tomorrow. Come on.
