Ow! Oh, not again. [LAUGHING] Don't let the beard fool you. He's a child. It's funny because he's fat. Now, look, this was obviously a very simple misunderstanding. Alan picked up the wrong purse, it's no big deal. Okay, if it's, "No big deal," why, when I come after you guys... ...he starts screaming like crazy and throw me in trunk? What, I did that? Yeah, you said he was your lucky charm, and you want to take him home with you. [PHIL AND STU LAUGH] - Lucky charm. - Oh, it's just funny. [LAUGHING] Fuck you.
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STU: What are you doing? ALAN: Hey, guys. Check it out. Watch this. That's me, I'm on TV. I've never been on TV before. DOUG: What are you doing, man? Really? Really, Alan?
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[CHUCKLES] I'm pretty sure that's illegal too. Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
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It was... Ahem. It was crazy. Attaboy. [CHUCKLES]
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Actually...
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Hey, guys!
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[GROWLS]
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Can't you see the fun part in anything?
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STU: W... W... Wait. Those are the guys that shot Eddie. [SPEAKS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] - Listen... MAN 1: Let's go! - Okay. - Oh, no. STU: Easy, easy. MAN 2: Come on. PHIL: Okay. All right. - All right, all right. MAN 2: Let's go.
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Dougie... ...I gotta tell you, man, this was a gorgeous wedding. - I give it six months. - You're a dick.
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Bring money to Big Rock in Mojave Desert at dawn. - What? - Toodle-oo, motherfucker.
Don't even look at it. Go on, get out. You heard me. Don't look at me, either. Yeah, you better walk on. - He's actually kind of funny. - Yeah, he means well. ALAN: I'll hit an old man in public.