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Hey, Russ, I heard you had a little trouble this morning. Dusted the wrong field. I know you're probably still a little confused from your hostage experience. Hostage experience? Did something happen to you, Russ? Oh, yeah. Seems years back, our boy was kidnapped by aliens. Did all kinds of experiments on him. Tell them about it, Russ. Get a couple beers in him, he'll tell you all about it. Crazy stuff. Won't you, Russ? Russ... when they took you up in their spaceship, did they do any... sexual things, do you recall? Do you recollect? Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! Oh, Russ! Ha ha ha ha ha! [Rumbling]
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TV: Ladies and gentlemen... ladies and gentlemen, we are interrupting our regular broadcast to bring you extraordinary events taking place in the Russian Republic. This unexplained disturbance and the hysteria that it's causing are incredible. Woman: How would you describe what you're seeing? It is clearing the mountains... moving too slowly to be a comet or meteor. Widespread panic has gripped the countryside as thousands have taken to the streets. It is confirmed. The unexplained phenomenon is headed for Moscow. Mr. President, we have an AWAC off the West Coast. ETA with contact point: three minutes. I don't understand it, sir. Side radar doesn't see it. I know. It's blind, sir. Nothing is registering. Negative. We have zero visibility. Visibility is at... zero. Command, this is Eagle Eye 37 0. General Grey: Captain, the president is listening. Repeat what you just told me.
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TV: The arrival of the alien visitors has caused over 10,000 fender-benders in just a few seconds' time, but this is just the beginning... Uh-uh. Come on, now, you can't go. Uh-uh. Come on, now, you can't go. You got to call them back. I'm not going to do this with you,Jasmine. I've got to report to El Toro. But you said you was on leave for the 4th. Yeah, well, they canceled it!
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Barry Nolan On TV: ..." it could only happen in California" file, here's Wendy Walsh with a special report. Wendy Walsh: Below us, we can see hundreds of UFO fanatics who have gathered on rooftops here in downtown Los Angeles to welcome the new arrivals. Oh, God! I hope they bring back Elvis! I just came in to get my check tonight, and I got talked into working. Oh, I must have been tripping. TV: It's being called the party event of the century, and everyone is invited, especially you know who. This is so cool. Girl, please. Oh, hey. I made it before I came in tonight. Check it out. Now I know you're not thinking about joining those idiots. Oh, I am going over there as soon as I get off. You want to come? Tiffany, listen to me a sec.
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