Citizens of the OASIS, I am Parzival, first to the key. I'm here talking to all of you now because our future's being threatened by people who will stop at nothing to win this contest. Some of you already know this, and you've lost much more than just your avatars or your weapons. Some have lost their freedom. Some have lost their lives.
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I heard one of the guards calling it "the Orb of Osuvox," and the only way to take it down is from the inside. She's right. Level-99 artifact, creates a magic-resistant, impenetrable barrier. No way through it. Okay, listen. That's not important right now. What's important is that we get you out of the rig.
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I'd say about ten... Yeah, about 10 million years, so we should be fine. (CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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I found my friends. And yes, I know it's kind of a groaner, but...
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How long does it last, this orb thing?
Ready Player One
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The Sixers are in the final challenge. It's an Atari 2600. Are you in the Sixer war room? No, no, no. You gotta get out of there. They're playing Adventure. Adventure, of course! Created by Warren Robinett! He was the first designer to ever hide an Easter egg in-- Dude!
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WADE: He thinks that we won't even put up a fight! Well, I say he's wrong. I say, tell that to the gunter clans in the gold mines of Gygax. (WHISPERING) Activate the Iron Giant.
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NOLAN: Left arm. -Left arm! -MAN: Sir. NOLAN: No, I need the left arm. No, I don't care if... I want it on.
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This is my workshop. Touch nothing. (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
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There you go. Good as new. Thanks for the fix-up, my man.
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So you lost a death match. Why don't you just respawn and level up like everyone else? You don't get it. I bought all these power-ups for this challenge, and I lost it all. That artifact was gonna pay for the house! AUNT ALICE: Wait. How much of our house money did you spend on upgrades? Well, all of it, but I was gonna win. (SIGHS) That was our ticket out of here.
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HALLIDAY: Why can't we go backwards, for once?
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WOMAN: Watch it! You're famous now! You can't just go wherever you want! (STAMMERING) No, no, no, I... (GRUNTING) (WADE PANTING)
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Bill and Ted did it. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
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-You free Thursday? -Who, me?
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-Karen. -Karen. Yeah, okay? Karen Underwood. No, no. Karen Underwood, as in Ogden Morrow's wife? Just watch. So, listen, you and Karen Underwood. What'd you do? She wanted to go dancing, so we watched a movie.
Ready Player One
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So, what happened? Nothing. I invited her over. Well, did you at least get her name? Yeah. Kira, I told you, like the character in The Dark Crystal. That's her gamer tag.
