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1m10s
You're not in Kansas anymore. You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a hell, you might want to go there for some R&R after a tour on Pandora. Out there, beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for Jujubes. We have an indigenous population of humanoids called the Na'vi. They're fond of arrows dipped in a neurotoxin that'll stop your heart in one minute. And they have bones reinforced with naturally occurring carbon fiber. They are very hard to kill. As head of security, it is my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive, you need to cultivate a strong mental attitude.
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1m19s
Me, I was just another dumb grunt getting sent someplace he was gonna regret. In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't feel like six years. More like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking. Are we there yet? Yeah, we're there, sunshine. We're there. You've been in cryo for five years, nine months and 22 days. You will be hungry. You will be weak. If you feel nausea, please use the sacks provided for your convenience. The staff thanks you in advance.
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