WADE: Not often a dude ruins your face... skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama... and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Deadpool
2.2s
Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas.
Deadpool
3.2s
I mean, that's why I brought her?
Deadpool
8.9s
DOPMDER: Leave a message and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way... with two swords and maximum effort.
Deadpool
4.7s
Go get some. Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it.
Deadpool
3s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (THUDS) (BANDHUSCREAMS)
Deadpool
3.3s
Cue the music. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
1.2s
You know, that's really hard on your knees.
Deadpool
1.6s
Totally impractical. They all do it.
Deadpool
3.9s
(HINDI SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
Deadpool
1.3s
(TRUCK HONKING)
Deadpool
2.8s
NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Hey. Where's your duffle bag?