Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs. You mean my big, rubber masturbating shoes? AL: Yes, I know.
Deadpool
5s
Downside of being blind... I hear everything in this duplex.
Deadpool
2.2s
Found out who our friend in the red suit is.
Deadpool
1.4s
Morning, sleepyhead.
Deadpool
2.8s
(WADE FARTS) #driveby.
Deadpool
1.3s
Pretty grossed out.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
5.9s
You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade ll.
Deadpool
4.7s
I've seen this girl. FRANCIS: Ah, this must be Vanessa. I've heard so much about you.
Deadpool
2.7s
This isn't really the place to do something like that.
Deadpool
2.3s
Um, sweetheart, you might wanna look around.
Deadpool
2.5s
Hey, you're not supposed to be behind the bar.
Deadpool
2.9s
Sorry. I don't know the name.
Deadpool
1.9s
Thanks for having my back, guys.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANING)
Deadpool
1.2s
Whoo.
Deadpool
12.8s
WEASEL: So, the doctor says, "The bad news is "you don't have that long to live." So, the patient says, "How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says, "Four, three, two..." (ALL LAUGHING)
