Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
3.9s
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
4.6s
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
1.5s
(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
Deadpool
11.9s
Had my eye on this sucker for a while. And I will take the pencil eraser. BOY: Okay. You are now the protector of the planet Arus. And you can erase stuff... written in pencil.
Deadpool
7.6s
Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Deadpool
6.6s
Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
Deadpool
1.2s
Cuddle?
Deadpool
3.4s
(MOANING) (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(CHUCKLES)
Deadpool
1.8s
(CONTINUES MOANING)
Deadpool
1.2s
Uh-oh.
Deadpool
4.5s
The limited edition Voltron: Defender of the Universe ring, por favor.