Because she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her... I got a soft spot.
Deadpool
12.2s
MERCHANT: Look, would it help if I slow it down for you? I didn't order the pizza. Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? Yeah, the Mr. Merchant who didn't order the fucking pie!
Deadpool
11.1s
You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me. Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card... I will shoot your fucking cat!
Deadpool
11.7s
Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool? Yes, sir. Then we're done.
Deadpool
3s
You should've seen your face. I didn't know what to do. I was so scared.
Deadpool
2.7s
Sir, before you do anything to him, do you mind if I get a big tip?
Deadpool
4.7s
That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I'm not here for him.
Deadpool
2.6s
I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat.
Deadpool
2.9s
WADE: I did! (TOILET FLUSHING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
12.5s
Anyhoo, tell me something... what situation isn't improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky? Getting that right? Orflosky? Orlovsky? Yeah? Good.
Deadpool
7.2s
I'm here for you. On. (CHUCKLES) Okay, wow, dodged a big-time bullet onthatone. Not out of the woods yet. (GROANS)
Deadpool
3.9s
Wait. (CHUCKLES SLOWLY) We are? Yeah. We're totally done. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
4.5s
(CHUCKLES) Uh, Jeremy, is it? Umm-hmm. Wade. Wade Wilson.
