If wearing superhero tights... means sparing psychopaths... then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em. Not everyone monitors a hall like you. Just promise... Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl... and tell her... What the fuck am I gonna tell her? Well, hmm, you better figure it out.
Deadpool
10.2s
(STUTTERS) Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like? Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss. Okay, enough. I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is, it's bad! Hmm, it's bad.
Deadpool
1.4s
You're blind.
Deadpool
2.3s
(COLOSSUS GRUNTS) (ANGEL DUST GROANS)
Deadpool
3.2s
WEASEL: What did he say? (THUNDERCLAP)
Deadpool
3.1s
I should have come and found you sooner.
Deadpool
13.6s
Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Deadpool
6.8s
DOPINDER: Smells good, no? Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl. Ah, yes. Gita. Hmm. She is quite lovely.
Deadpool
1.8s
And this one.
Deadpool
14.5s
You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
2.6s
I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.
Deadpool
8.1s
You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
Deadpool
1.6s
(RETCHING)
Deadpool
1.5s
With a family of 12.
Deadpool
5s
I'm sorry for not cowboying up sooner. It's been rough couple of years. Rough?
Deadpool
3s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (THUDS) (BANDHUSCREAMS)
Deadpool
1.6s
I'm so sorry.
Deadpool
2.7s
(STUTTERS) For everything, I'm sorry for leaving...
